Disgraceful Rider

Managed not to say ‘Where is the toilet please’ … shock,horror in USA. Got to say ‘rest room’ or ‘lavatory’ etc. Set Disgraceful Rider thinking about all the alternatives we have for wanting a tiddle/widdle/slash/gypsy’s (from him indoors) (gypsy’s kiss – think about it)/point percy at the porceline/shake hands with a friend etc.,  Some I’m too refined to print. Do our cousins over the water have as many alternatives I ponder.  Bubba is a bit of a prude on the surface – many more God-botherers than here but manners and politeness to die for.  Him indoors and I failed to find out again what moral turpitude is but got some funny looks from chaps in uniform with big guns from time to time … especially when asking for the Rest Room …