Disgraceful Rider

Our young newspaper guy has a unique way of dressing and his hair is usually multicolour and ever changing. He was upset the other day by some old fart making rude remarks to him when he went to collect the paper money, something the guy had done before apparently. He won’t be delivering a paper there again so that’ll teach old fart.  How would the rest of you know you were ‘normal’ if it wasn’t for eccentrics like me ? – that’s what I told our paper guy he should have said and I made him laugh. Do you wonder I adore Mickey Rourke’s look/attitude – mostly fantastic outfits as per the Golden Globes – sports young ‘Natashas’ on his arm (hopefully he won’t get any of them pregnant) – doesn’t seem to give a flying f..k but is careful these days to behave in his work life.  He makes Rider smile but if he doesn’t stop his horrendous smoking he probably won’t last long. Viva eccentrics – like the guy who presents ‘Bargain Hunt’ – Stephen Fry – Boris Johnson – the Naked Rambler - that cross dressing painter chap. Not many women in the list are there – except Rider