Disgraceful Rider

I’m in demand according to an advert on Facebook …. wanting people in their maturity to try out certain unspecified ‘products’. I was tempted to reply… after all it could be a top notch Plastic Surgeon wanting to do a before and after shoot and I want to look my best for when Writeous Dude gets that BAFTA award for Best New Writer and Rider gets to be his guest and the cameras pan on her and everyone is amazed, just like on TV last night.  However they could just be wanting the matured to try out foot warmers and the like so, on reflection, maybe not worth replying…