Disgraceful Rider

In the Observer today … boobs are getting bigger.  Could be the general increase in good grub. Could be more xeneostrogens which are present in loads of stuff like food preservatives to make-up. Could just be evolution. Well, disappointingly, Rider’s have stayed the same….however, out came the tape measure to follow the instructions as to how to calculate the correct size.  The result was as expected which will not be revealed here but they are damned fine and perky for a matured … so there.  Fashionistas are beginning to use more fuller figure models …. to you and me that means maybe a size 12…. which is about time. Maybe they’ll also start using models of a more sensible height too, since ‘petite’ is really around Rider’s height which is a good 3/4 inches over what ‘petite’ actually is. Women have been their own worst enemies, colluding with the Fashionistas for so long. Like the Emperor’s New Clothes. Let’s all get real, boobs and all.