Disgraceful Rider

On plane last year, green card to fill in, question: ‘Is it your intention to commit moral turpitude’.  Well, that was a difficult one, given there was only ‘yes or no’ on the answer part.  What was it?  Maybe once I knew I’d want to have a go.  Did wearing a thong constitute it ?  Saying ‘whoah’ if you spied a hunky specimen? Showing a bit too much leg etc.? If someone came up to me in the street ‘ psst – would you like a bit of moral turpitude?’ what would I say. Once tried I might get to like it and let’s face it almost anything is worth trying once just to see. Well I put ‘no’ on the form so they’d let me in but I did so want to expand my answer. Likewise the question ‘Is it your intention to commit an act of terrorism’ - would a terrorist say ‘yes’?  I wanted to put ‘Even a Yorkshire woman has a breaking point, if you annoy me enough I might chuck a brick through a window or something’ but chickened out of it and put ‘no’.  You could have had hours of fun with your answers. I bet I’ve made you laugh.