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By admin, April 23rd, 2010 | Randomness | 0 Comments

Stacks of them in our village – Rider amongst them!  A reliable source said Greeny (name disguised)- a known member of the species – arrived at the pub in a taxi accompanied by a goat. The taxi driver may have been a friend but more likely didn’t like to refuse some money or was a good sport.  Anyway Greeny proceeded to drive a spike he happened to have with him into the ground on the edge of the village green, tethered said goat to it (probably called Mr Billy) and went into the pub for refreshment. Observers were not best pleased when Mr Billy started nibbling at the carefully planted daffodils and word has it that Greeny has been barred from the pub for the time being. Was Mr Billy offered liquid refreshment as in: ‘Mine’s a barnyard cocktail, one olive, shaken nor stirred’? Rider cannot say. It’s not known how Greeny and Mr Billy got home, or whether they did. Maybe they used the same taxi. Maybe Greeny carried Mr Billy across the motorway – or Mr Billy carried him