Marriage and Murder

By admin, September 19th, 2011 | Randomness | 0 Comments

Some guy is on trial for murdering his wife and stuffing her body in a suitcase…’I couldn’t stuff your body in a suitcase’ said Him Indoors ‘I wouldn’t be able to get it zipped around your bum’. This provoked no comment from Rider but later Him Indoors was complaining about the fullness of the rubbish bag he was trying to extricate from the metal bin saying it had been left specifically for him to take out.  ‘Taking it out for the second time in 31 years’ I commented. We’ve been married 31 years tomorrow…I’ve no idea how we’ve managed it and not sure whether we’ll still be married next month. Don’t think it will end in murder though…  Would I marry again?  I might but I’d do a damn sight more living first. Oh… and only if Harrison Ford/Javier Bardem/Mickey Rourke and a few others asked me. How about you?